sms of the month
Monday, October 13, 2008
老师问学生: 人生自古谁无死...死你接下一句!学生答: 人生自古谁无屎, 有谁大便不用纸!
老师很生气, 叫学生罚站.
隔年, 老师又问回同样的问题...
这时学生聪明了!
他答: 人生自古谁无屎, 有谁大便不用纸. 若君不用卫生纸, 除非你是用手指.
老师很火大又叫学生罚站.
这时老师看见窗外下着下着雪,就遗憾地说: 上天下雪不下雨,雪到底上变成雨. 变成雨时多麻烦, 为何当初不下雨...
学生又回复老师: 老师食饭不食屎, 饭到肚子变成屎. 变成屎时多麻烦, 为何当初不屎...
就这样, 老师当场晕倒.
hahaha~~~
Posted by beetle at 4:26 AM
recalling + NS
Thursday, October 09, 2008
gathering, meet-up and hanging out with friends has become what i do for my free time! guys are enrolling into NS due to great policy of s'pore gov. i'll miss all of them cos they are so special to me in my life! we really shared alot of joys and sadness together! too many that we don't even bother! life are so rountine sian arh! everyday wake up then wait for the day to end then sleep then everything repeat itself again! i think tt's the life w/o friends. this year too many important friends had left me. luckily the friendship never die! :)
MH last long hair before he enlist to NS on 9 oct 8 together with KL girl girl !
the shit Leon who failed his NAFA end up in NS 1 month earlier than KL + MH! lousy!! hahaha still go ugly lor! only the green cap looks good! monkey + "snake"
he story goes like this! one fine afternoon on my 1st recess week in Uni these 2/3 friend drive to campus to visit me! really got touched lor! the "girl" who you see vending the tissue paper from the machine was so amazed by the existence of it. according to him he only use it in primary sch days and can't believe ppl still using it nowadays. so he told out x cents and don the tissue (excitment builds up)
finally, he got the tissue! so happy!
the left, Before and After! KL so ella (SHE) la! sorry to ella fans but this pic really give me a ella feel. i know that ella is much much more pretty than her in anyway! happily faking as uni student hahaha~~
my memories of lower sec! i really love this class! all my fun time in sec sch eduation was spend with them! all of them. of cos some didn't come la! thanks MJ for organising and sms every1. may our friendship last and always have gathering! so many lame jokes were recalled!
finally, he got the tissue! so happy!
the left, Before and After! KL so ella (SHE) la! sorry to ella fans but this pic really give me a ella feel. i know that ella is much much more pretty than her in anyway! happily faking as uni student hahaha~~
my memories of lower sec! i really love this class! all my fun time in sec sch eduation was spend with them! all of them. of cos some didn't come la! thanks MJ for organising and sms every1. may our friendship last and always have gathering! so many lame jokes were recalled! Posted by beetle at 2:43 AM
love
Saturday, October 04, 2008
after so many years of being single. i think i found someone who i willing to settle down with! thought he might not fit into all the requirements i want in a boyfriend but at least for now i like him.i want to learn how to love somebody and i believe he is the best person who i can learn from!
the relationship starts too fast i guess! only knew him a few weeks and met him a few times yet he cause me to lost my sleep almost every night! WHY? perviously! sleeping is regard as the easiest task in my life!
maybe that's the power of love! i think i'm really blind now! i can't see his faluts at all! not every a sign of it! i know i'll get to see soon but how soon? i'm not sure! though i don't look forward to that day but life is life. chemistry will be gone eventually! i just hope i can learn to accept and love him more!
he always said he how fortunate he is to have me, but does he know that i'm fortunate to have him too!
be frank! i still can't accept his saying of "not dare to woo me!" yet still accepted me into his life! i doubt doubt doubt! i always wanna to ask him and clearify this but i always give up half way thru! why am i ham? i guess so ba!
how long will i be in love this time?
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