Ah Ni Shui~~ KAO!

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

i'm sure SHUI Kao~~ really feel like scolding a series of endless hokkien bad words~~ like mailto:!@#$@%$#$@#$^@$#%$%%&^$^&#$%@$%@$ multiply by 10 to the power of infinite



here goes the STORY OF BEETLE


once fine night when beetle is super happy after her dental work cos she got bounce for working for 6 months. she super happy!! can said ultra happy la~~ on her way to MRT station she saw a cutie grey mouse dash across the walkway (in park) then i run after it haha~~ he/she so shy!
till here i consider myself SUPER LUCKY


On the MRT, i feel that i need food so i think of wat to eat. KFC, cupnoodle, beef noodle, bubble tea etc...

then the battle between angel beetle and devil beetle begins


ANGEL BEETLE: you shouldn't eat sharon! don't u remember how ur frens laugh at ur fabby arm? how they bully ur soft soft arm? you should control ur diet since u hate execrise!!! blah blah~~


DEVIL BEETLE: come on la~ who cares about wat they said! you are still okay! they are too picky that's all!! ignore them go for ur all time favorite KFC! it's not close yet (1020pm) go go go~ the juicy drumlet and cheesy fries how can u not have it after 3 hours of hardwork? somemore you already got ur pay! go sharon you should go~~


the battle end when i walk into KFC haha~~ finally i can eat my KFC without feeling guilty! i haven't been eating for 2-3 weeks la bah~ i really miss the smell thought my favorite Crispy chicken all sold out but still have my second choice original drumlet. the counter boy even give me a coupon set cheaper 2 pieces of chicken and 1 chessy fries at $5.30 COOL

STILL SUPER LUCKY~ :)


on the last 500 meter way home~ when i walk under the MRT train! just outside the station! i felt a lump of THING drop onto my hair! Aaaaaaarh~~~~ WTH!!!!!!!!!!!!

BIRD SHIT! DAMN SHUI! First time in my life i kana this on my body! and not other places! it's on my HEAD!!!!! i stomp my way home scare ppl on the way will see it! i really stomp home cos whenever i step onto the ground

i can feel my anger transfer from my head to body to leg then to feet and end at the ground that i'm stopping on.......

once i step into my house i scream out loud for my dad to help! HELP ME CLEAN THE SHIT BEFORE I WASH MY HAIR!!!!! WU~~~~ ARH NI SHUI!!!



after cleaning the shit and wash my hair 5 times with shampoo i still feel uncomfortable!! wu~~ when i eat my KFC i no longer can smell the drumlet instead i smell the BIRD SHIT
Posted by beetle at 8:18 AM